At least twice a week, I get this call: Can I speak to your hiring manager? Are you hiring?
Nevermind every page of my website clearly says I am not hiring-ever.
Obviously those words mean call me anyway.
To add insult to the stupid, these calls are usually around noon. Bitch please.
I like to sleep in till 930 on any day that ends in day but NOON? Girl you are not even serious about trying to work.
You don't call ANY business at Noon asking about no damn job. Especially a maid service.
You know where house cleaners are at noon? WORK. That's where.
---and don't even think about putting me down on a job search form. I will tell them I don't know who the hell you are and that my website clearly states I am not hiring. EVER.