Housecleaning for the Chronically Cluttered Norfolk, Virginia

Accepting New Clients Starting JUNE 2019

I have multiple housecleaning clients leaving me for new adventures in far away places. Most of these house cleaning openings have already been filled with fabulous new long term cleaning clients...however...I could be coaxed to take on a biweekly or monthly cleaning client or two.

If you are a hot mess of fail seeking a pet friendly maid / life fixer, I am the only person in the 757 to call. Accept no substitutes.
Incoming and current resident physicians strongly encouraged to inquire. 
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Anyone can come clean of your house but not anyone will:
come on a weekend or after hours.
genuinely loves pets.
come let your drunk ass in when you've locked yourself out.
overnight fed-ex your phone when you're out of town.
pick you up from the airport at are you serious right now o'clock.
move your cleaning last minute because you forgot you're on a nightfloat / postcall this week...and not charge you for it.
scoop out that nasty litter box because you're literally home only to sleep.
handle your laundry because again...literally home to sleep.

Is your life at this level of WTFICAN'TEVEN?

I got you. MamaB knows your life. I will come fix this fuckery every week. Or every other week. If it's this bad, you really need me cleaning your house every week.

If you're particular about how you prefer your home cleaned-DON'T CALL ME. I'm not the cleaner for you. No really, don't call me if you've been through 5 maids and no one does it how you like. I don't want you as a cleaning client. DO.NOT.WANT. I literally cannot stress this enough. My services are for those who cannot get their shit in one sock to have someone come clean.

If you need to check me out some more *cough cough internet sleuth* before deciding to entrust me with your pets, key and alarm codes-I'm thatgreenmaid on Instagram, FaceBook, Twitter, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Reddit and probably a few lesser known social media platforms.

Phone/Text: (757) 955.5274