Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Featured Expert Housecleaner

So...I got this email today.
'Hi Rebecca,

Just a heads up, we've mentioned you as one of the best house cleaners in Virginia Beach! 

As you’ll see on the award page below, we highlighted the top 16 experts out of hundreds of house cleaners that we reviewed:

www.fuckifimmalinktoyou.nope

We’re creating lists of the best local professionals in each US city to give our readers the confidence they need to make the right choice. To do so, we analyzed and scored each business across 25 criteria. 
 
Hope you like the feature and looking forward to getting your feedback.

Best,

He Who Tried It With Me
p.s. I respect your time. If you prefer that I no longer follow up with you, please let me know.'

Me: I'm not based in Virginia Beach nor do I service Virginia Beach. I have no plans of doing so in the near or distant future. 

He Who Tried It With Me: Sorry about the mix up Rebecca, where do you primarily service?

Wait-so lemmmie get this straight. You listed me as "best of" "top 16". You analyzed and scored across 25 criteria but can't remember that the front page of my website clearly states 5 different times where I service?
Yeah-take that ish up the road. I don't want no parts of that.