Sunday, February 26, 2017

Dearest Potential Green Cleaning Client in Norfolk, Virginia

Oh hai.
I have multiple cleaning clients leaving the Norfolk, Va area at the end of June/ beginning of July 2017.

What this means to you, potential new cleaning client: My openings are hit or miss. I cannot guarantee you a weekday spot right now. I cannot guarantee you the same day for bi-weekly. Weekly? Not happening. There's no room on the #cleaningschedule.

Here's what Spring Cleaning 2017 looks like.
March-unless we are already trying to figure a day-forget March.
April-if you're willing to take whatever I have, catch me last of March to see what's available.
May-see April.
June-Nope. Nuhuh. Not gonna happen.

 #intern #residentdoctor #attendingphysician #evms #chkd #nmcp #matchday2017 #nightfloat #24hourcall #shittyrotation #usmle
If you matched to Norfolk, Va-I am your maid. I come with a long list of references from current and former Dr's

Email is the best way to reach me bek@thatgreenmaid.com

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Essential Oil Aromatherapy Toxin Free Housecleaning

Now that I've gotten your attention with some crunchy buzzwords...
This is not something I offer as a service and Imma explain a little of the why.

Not all essential oils (EOs) A-actually (EOs) and B-are safe to use around pets or kids.
Cats have a long ass list of EOs that are super duper toxic to them.
Dogs also have a list of EOs that they shouldn't be exposed to randomly.
Birds and fishes and all those other small exotics kids like to have---yeah they got a list of NO to EO as well.
Trying to remember what compounds are and aren't safe with which species is just not something I want to worry myself with in the name of cleaning your home.

Kristen Bell's book Holistic Aromatherapy for Animals is a must have for anyone interested in oils and how they positively and (sometimes negatively) interact with animals.

...moving on to humans...

If someone in your home has asthma, a lot of the clean smelling, breath of fresh air EOs are full of VOC (volatile organic compounds), which will probably trigger an asthma attack.

The EOs that are allegedly "good for allergies" are some of the very ones people are commonly allergic to either via breathing or skin contact.
My husband is very scent sensitive. Some of my favorite scents are completely off-limits because they trigger violent sneezing fits or all out hayfever type allergic reaction.

I've heard people (read: EO sales consultants) say shit like 'breaking out after using an EO is your body detoxing', or the oil is inferior quality.
No boo-it's an allergic reaction.


Further reading:
Robert Tisserand and Rodney Young-Essential Oil Safety: A Guide For Healthcare Professionals 2nd Edition.
This book is a must have for anyone interested in using EOs in their everyday life. Robert Tisserand is a highly respected authority in the field of aromatherapy and essential oil use and safety.

This isn't meant to scare anyone off using Essential Oils or Aromatherapy housecleaning.
I use EOs in daily life and have done so for over 20 years.
I feel it's important to make and use EO based cleaning products in your home safely.