Thursday, March 1, 2018

Dealing With Website Design Telemarketers

Last week I get a call about my website. Normally I don't answer random calls but I was bored and waiting on laundry to dry.

Not me: Is this the owner?
Me: This is Rebecca. (protip: never say yes, ok, correct or affirmative-it could be a scam trying to get your voice authorization)
Not me: blah blah website blah blah blah package blah blah google (no really I couldn't understand him)
Me: Wait what about my website?
Not me: Oh you have a website?
Me: If you'da done your research before calling me, you'd know this.
Not me: (not missing a beat) Well, we can redesign your website to bring you more customers and...
Me: *cuts him off* I'm not even taking new clients. Picking a new background for my website isn't going to change that.
Not me: You can go to our website and see our designs and pick one to bring you new clients.
Me: So wait, you're calling me on the phone to tell me to go to your website? WHO DOES THAT? Did you not just hear me when I said I'm not taking new clients.
Not me: So you don't want more clients for your business?
Me: Nope. I do not want more clients for my business.
Not me: *click*

I have sympathy for telemarketers. It's a hard hustle. What I don't have is patience for quasi-scam artists trying to take advantage of not internet savvy small business owners.
A new background template for your website isn't going to bring new customers. It's all in the keywords, SEO, relevant up to date content and good use of social media. New background...get out. #searchengineoptimization #longtailkeywords #properuseofhashtags #knowyouraudience

/rant