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Pet-friendly, green cleaning lady in Norfolk, Va. Magic fairy of fail, fitted sheets and f*ckery. Runs on puppy kisses and cold brew iced coffee.

I specialize in disorder, disarray and utter chaos. If you just can't seem to get your home "ready" for house cleaners or other cleaning services have turned you away for being a hot mess of fail-I'm the maid to call in the 757. I will look in that room. I won't judge you...much.

Do you need an adultier adult? Does your place look like it maybe there was a party/robbery? Did life just kinda happen?
Trust me, I know you life. I can sorta fix it.


I will talk gibberish to your pets. I bring treats and loves. They might learn a trick. At the end of my visit, I will leave you with something resembling clean.

For the safety of my feathered, furry and scaly friends, I do not offer Essential Oil or Aromatherapy 'cleaning'.



Housecleaning should not feel like an intrusion which is why I don't have employees. You get me me and me...except when you get me and my spawn. No surprise people showing up. Ever.

Pet-friendly green house cleaning in Norfolk Virginia
Rebecca Welch
call or text: 757 955.5274
email: bek@thatgreenmaid.com



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