House cleaning for real life situations in Norfolk, Virginia.
Semi-feral magic fairy of fail, fitted sheets and fuckery.

I specialize in disorder, disarray and utter chaos. If you just can't seem to get your home "ready" for house cleaners or other cleaning services have turned you away for being an absolute hot mess of fail or you just need an adultier adult to do some things in the name of clean-I'm the maid to call in the 757. I will look in that room. I won't judge you...much.

Does your home typically look like it maybe there was a party/robbery? Did stuff just kinda happen and then get outta control? Is your sink overflowing with dishes? The depression nest is seeming more like a stanky trash heap? Is your home motto: Fur...so much fur.
Trust me, I know you life. I can sorta fix it. By fix I mean clean some stuff.

For the safety of my feathered, furry and scaly friends, I do not offer Essential Oil or Aromatherapy 'cleaning'.
I do offer treats, belly rubs, gibberish and more treats.

Housecleaning should not feel like an intrusion which is why I don't have employees. You get me me and me...except when you get me and my spawn. No surprise people showing up. Ever.

If you're ready to start the conversation contact me:
call or text: 757 955.5274

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