Services

So....what all do you do? 
If you have to ask, I'm probably not the cleaner for you.

My services are for those who know no one else is gonna take on their next level fail. I can only 'do what I can do'.  
Before you contact me answer this: On a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being Neat and Tidy and 10 being OMG I live like a feral hot mess of fail--where do you fall?
Anything under a 5, I'm not for you. No really. You will be unhappy. My hybrid brand of house cleaning and maid service is geared towards people with (and without, but mostly with) pets who seriously cannot pull it together to have a cleaning service come into their home. 


Initial clean

An initial clean is where I start establishing a base line for future house cleaning services. Usually we've already had a conversation about your problem areas, what you absolutely hate cleaning and what you wish someone, anyone would handle. 
I'm going to touch a lot of things in your home in the name of cleaning but maybe not EVERY single thing. It's simply not possible for one human to clean all the things in one visit. 
Initial cleaning can take 4-5.5 hours with the main focus on the kitchen, bathrooms and your problem areas. 
Initial cleaning is not a 'deep clean or spring clean'.
Without knowing anything about your home/pets/level of filth-estimated cost for an initial clean: $275-$450.

Routine Cleaning

Available in 3 flavors-weekly, bi-weekly and monthly.
I do what I do, I leave when I'm done. It could be 90 minutes or it could be 4 hours-depends on your level of fail that day. 
The price of your house cleaning is the same every time regardless of how long it takes me to get your home resembling clean and orderly.
Without knowing anything about your home or your level of filth:
*estimated cost weekly: $95-$150
*estimated cost bi-weekly $140-$250
*estimated cost monthly $250-$450
 
Your price for weekly cleaning, biweekly cleaning and monthly will be given when booking an initial clean. I want you to know upfront what your investment in my services will cost. I don't do hidden or extra fees. What I quote you personally is what you pay.

While I don't charge a cancellation fee, if you skip a cleaning, your next cleaning is the next tier. Ex: If you are weekly and skip, the next clean is at the biweekly rate. 
Should you skip more than 2 (TWO) cleanings, the initial cleaning rate applies. 
I've learned over the years-if you're choosing me as your housekeeper, you are full of domestic fail and can't go more than 2 missed cleans without your life devolving into chaos.

I accept cash, personal checks and Navy Federal member to member transfer. I do not do app transfers or credit cards. 
 



Cleaning Services Beyond My Ability

Nana Is A Hoarder-This is a specialized team sport. 
One Time / Move Out Clean-I simply cannot whole house top to bottom and everything in-between in one cleaning session. This is a team sport. 
Gift Cleaning-I'm not for everyone and I don't make a good gift.
Larger Homes-I do my best work in homes under 2500 sqft.

Privacy and Personal Info 

Contacting me for a house cleaning quote is not an obligation to hire me to clean your home or an invitation for further contact from me.
I do not sell/rent/share/store your info or add you to a mailing list.
Like you, I don't wanna be bothered with things I did not ask for.
You tell me your life, I give you a quote-that's it. You book or you don't. 

I take pride in welcoming a wide variety of people seeking residential cleaning services in Norfolk, Virginia.
I do not offer topless cleaning or nude cleaning. 

Pet Friendly House Cleaning Norfolk, Virginia

call or text: 757 955.5274
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