So....what all do you do?
If you have to ask, I'm probably not the cleaner for you.
My services are for those who know no one else is gonna take on their next level fail. I can only 'do what I can do'.
Let's get to it shall we?
Initial clean
An initial clean is where I start to establish a base line for future house cleaning services. Usually we've already had a conversation about your problem areas, what you absolutely hate cleaning and what you wish someone, anyone would handle.
An initial clean is where I start to establish a base line for future house cleaning services. Usually we've already had a conversation about your problem areas, what you absolutely hate cleaning and what you wish someone, anyone would handle.
I'm going to touch a lot of things in your home in the name of cleaning but maybe not EVERY single thing.
It's simply not possible for one human to clean all the things in one visit.
Initial cleaning can take 4-5.5 hours with the main focus on the kitchen, bathrooms and your problem areas.
Initial cleaning is not a 'deep clean or spring clean'.
Without knowing anything about your home/pets/level of filth-estimated cost for an initial clean: $275-$450.
Routine Cleaning
Available in 3 flavors-weekly, bi-weekly and monthly.
I do what I do, I leave when I'm done. It could be 90 minutes or it could be 4 hours-depends on your level of fail that day.
Without knowing anything about your home/pets/level of filth-estimated cost for an initial clean: $275-$450.
Routine Cleaning
Available in 3 flavors-weekly, bi-weekly and monthly.
I do what I do, I leave when I'm done. It could be 90 minutes or it could be 4 hours-depends on your level of fail that day.
The price of your house cleaning is the same every time regardless of how long it takes me to get you in something resembling order.
Without knowing anything about your home or your level of filth:
*estimated cost weekly: $95-$150
*estimated cost bi-weekly $140-$200
*estimated cost monthly $250-$395
*estimated cost weekly: $95-$150
*estimated cost bi-weekly $140-$200
*estimated cost monthly $250-$395
The price for weekly cleaning, biweekly cleaning and monthly will be given when booking your initial clean. You should know upfront what your investment in my housekeeping services will cost.
While I don't charge a cancellation fee, if you skip a cleaning, your next cleaning is the next tier. Ex: If you are weekly and skip, the next clean is at the biweekly rate.
Should you skip more than 2 (TWO) cleanings, the initial cleaning rate applies.
*If you're choosing me as your housekeeper, you are full of fail and can't go more than 2 missed cleans without your life devolving into chaos.*
I do some 'light' organization as the mood strikes me but please understand:
I do some 'light' organization as the mood strikes me but please understand:
Cleaning and Organizing are different services. I am a cleaner.
***average rate for professional organizers in 2025 is $55+ hour with a 2-3 hour minimum***
Cleaning Services Beyond My Ability
Nana Is A Hoarder-This is a specialized team sport.
One Time / Move Out Clean-I simply cannot whole house top to bottom and everything in-between in one cleaning session. This is a team sport.
Gift Cleaning-I'm not for everyone and I don't make a good gift.
Privacy and Personal Info
Contacting me for a house cleaning quote is not an obligation to hire me to clean your home or an invitation for further contact from me.
I do not sell/rent/share/store your info or add you to a mailing list.
Like you, I don't wanna be bothered with things I did not ask for.
You tell me your life, I give you a quote-that's it. You book or you don't.
I do not sell/rent/share/store your info or add you to a mailing list.
Like you, I don't wanna be bothered with things I did not ask for.
You tell me your life, I give you a quote-that's it. You book or you don't.
I take pride in being accommodating to a wide variety of people.
EXCEPT---I don't get down with cleanings of an adult nature. Keeping my regularass clothes on and no funny stuff.
EXCEPT---I don't get down with cleanings of an adult nature. Keeping my regularass clothes on and no funny stuff.