Showing posts with label norfolk cleaning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label norfolk cleaning. Show all posts

Monday

Selectively Accepting New Clients

House Cleaning For Real Life Situations
-hot mess express
-busy professionals
-adulting fails
-cleaning averse
-not a hoarder
-might be a hovel
-pet owner

A cluttered and messy home lowers your productivity, decreases your overall happiness and can negatively impact your well being! A cleaner space makes you feel happy, motivated and healthy.
I want you to come home to something that resembles clean.
I have a space or two open for house cleaning clients in NORFOLK, VIRGINIA.
Healthcare workers strongly encouraged to inquire.


My clients understand their homes are complete embarrassing hot messes of fail and need someone that can come in and just 'know' what needs to be done short term and long term to get them to a better living environment. 

If you have to ask what I do or consult with your partner before committing to starting service---I'm not the one for you.

If you've been desperately trying and failing to get your shit in order-we should talk.

Saturday

Housecleaning for the Chronically Cluttered Norfolk, Virginia

Accepting New Clients Mid JULY 2021

I have multiple housecleaning clients leaving me for new adventures in far away places. I will have openings in Norfolk, Va for housecleaning starting July 2021. If you have verbal orders or are trying to #matchday2020 here-let's talk. Soon.

If you are a hot mess of fail seeking a pet friendly maid / life fixer, I am the only person in the 757 to call. Accept no substitutes.
Incoming and current resident physicians strongly encouraged to inquire. 
#chkd #evms #nmcp #sentara #bonsecours #matchday2021 #residentdr #fellowship

Anyone can come clean your house but not anyone will:
come on a weekend or after hours.
come let you in when you've locked yourself out.
overnight fed-ex your phone when you're out of town.
pick you up from the airport at are you serious right now o'clock.
move your cleaning last minute because you forgot you're on a nightfloat / postcall this week...and not charge you for it.
scoop out that nasty litter box because you're literally home only to sleep.
handle your laundry because again...literally home to sleep.

Is your life at this level of WTFICAN'TEVEN?

I got you. MamaB knows your life. I will come fix this fuckery every week. Or every other week. If it's this bad, you really need me cleaning your house every week.




Listen-If you're particular about how you prefer your home cleaned-DON'T CALL ME. I'm not the cleaner for you. No really, don't call me. If you've been through multiple maids and no one does it how you like-I don't want you as a cleaning client. DO.NOT.WANT. I literally cannot stress this enough. I cater to super busy professionals who just can't even when it comes to housework type adulting. You will be unhappy. I will be unhappy. No one wants that. There is a housecleaner out there that caters to your particular brand of persnickety---it just isn't me.

If you need to check me out some more *cough cough internet sleuth* before deciding to entrust me with your pets, key and alarm codes-I'm thatgreenmaid on Instagram, FaceBook, Twitter, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Reddit. Trust and believe I am who I am online and off.



Email: bek@thatgreenmaid.com
Phone/Text: (757) 955.5274

Selectively Accepting New Clients

House Cleaning For Real Life Situations -hot mess express -busy professionals -adulting fails -cleaning averse -not a hoarder -migh...